Only one way forward from this shambles. Bring in the dream team: Boycott and Boycott.
Geoff as manager, president, treasurer, sole selector, captain and opening bat.
Fred as batting coach, bowling coach, opening bat and opening bowler.
Nothing could go wrong. Win the toss, bat for 4 days and declare on 320 for 0. Then skittle em' out twice for less than 50. England would never lose another game. The fans would come flocking back to see the greatest ever opening batsmen dig in for days on end.
Out go the support staff, no more nonsense of finding ways to justify their existence. Back to 8 hour net sessions.
A return to the glory days. Bring it on.
Now where's that Tavare's phone number? Just in case our Geoff runs me out,
